Mama B. Blog

Random musings from Mama B, mother of three. All sorts of useful and useless information for ANYONE interested in whatever strikes my fancy - from art to parenting issues to celebrity gossip etc. Check in to MamaB Blog every day for multiple updates. It's never dull here!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Don't Forget Your Anniversary!

Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
Patti was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect
to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6
seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Roger got up early and left for work.
When Patti woke up, she looked out the window and sure
enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the
driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Roger have been scheduled for Friday.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Justin Timberlake is Adorable



Justin Timberlake doesn't like paparazzi very much, but he sure is cute! This photo was snapped last night as he and Cameron went to a party in the Hollywood Hills. Check him out on David Letterman the other night. He really takes Dave's humor well. And it is a fun interview. Don't you just love You Tube? I do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K5hCVudzEs

Monday, September 18, 2006

Choices, a Wonderful Message

Two Choices

What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; There isn't one! Read it anyway. My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same choice?

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:

"When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?"

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued. "I believe, that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes, in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the following story:

Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, "Do you think they'll let me play?" Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay could play, not expecting much. The boy looked around for guidance and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning."

Shay struggled over to the team's bench put on a team shirt with a broad smile and his father had a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart. The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs, but was still behind by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing the other team putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least be able to make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over, but the pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the head of the first baseman, out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in his life had Shay ever ran that far but made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!"

Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to second base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball, the smallest guy on their team, who had a chance to be the hero for his team for the first time. He could have thrown the ball to the second baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions and he too intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, "Shay, Shay, Shay, all the way Shay"

Shay reached third base, the opposing shortstop ran to help him and turned him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third! Shay, run to third" As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams and those watching were on their feet were screaming, "Shay, run home! Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.

That day, said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world.

Shay didn't make it to another summer and died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making his father so happy and coming home and seeing his mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

AND, NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY: We all send thousands of jokes through e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people think twice about sharing. The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces. ..>

If you're thinking about forwarding this posting, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people on your address list that aren't the "appropriate" ones to receive this type of message. Well, we all can make a difference. We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the "natural order of things." So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice: Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up that opportunity to brighten the day of those with us the least able, and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?

A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.

You now have two choices:
1. Move on in through your day and think about what you have just read
2. Forward a link to this posting to as many people as you know who can make a difference in the world around them.


(I did not write this, I received this message and am spreading it to you in the hopes that it will find it's way to many more people than I can forward it to in an email).

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Bringing Hairy Back...

For all of those hairy backed men out there... this is for you! You know who you are! You may think we don't see that puff of hair sprouting out of your collar, but we do. It peeks out from your shirt just beside you neck. We see it and you know what, it's okay. Don't be embarrassed. Really. It is okay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmW0dHUWQwE

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

A Fabulous FIlm: Beautiful Son



Here is a trailer for a film about being an autistic parent and everything that these champions endure while trying to heal their autistic child. These filmmakers are very talented, with a message that is sure to change the way many people perceive the struggles of families with autism. Please watch this beautiful trailer and see the film when it is available! I cried when I watched the trailer, so when the film comes out, who knows what condition I will be in! I can't wait.
It is sure to be as enlightening as it is moving. What an important project!

Monday, September 11, 2006

A Big Anniversary

It has been 5 years since the World Trade Center Tragedy. Please take the entire day to think about what America means to you and what these people and their families endured for America. And please read this poem. I do not know the author, but it says a lot about love and life in light of 9/11.

** Warning, this is a MAJOR tear jerker!


Daddy's Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her,
that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid;
she knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates
of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried,
for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again,
she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school
eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees
a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back,
for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently,
anxious in their seats

One by one the teacher called
a student from the class.
To intr oduce their daddy,
as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name,
every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching,
a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?"
she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one,"
another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back,
she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad,
too busy to waste his da y."

The words did not offend her,
as she smiled up at her Mom.
And looked back at her teacher,
who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back,
slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here,
because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be,
since this is such a special day.
And though you canno t meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
and how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories
he taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes,
and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him.
I'm not standing here alone.

"Cause my daddy's always with me,
even though we are apart
I know because he told me,
he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up,
and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat,
beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads,
her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter,
who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love
of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her,
doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down,
staring strai ght into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft,
but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much,
he's my shining star.
And if he could, he'd be here,
but heaven's just too far.
You see he was a policeman
and died just this past year
When airplanes hit the towers
and taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes,
it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes,
and saw him there that day.
And to her mothers amazement,
she witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children,
all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them,
who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second,
they saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy,"
to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers,
of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it,
for each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her,
was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.
And given the gift of believing,
that heaven is never too far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special
person, an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them, but then an entire
life to forget them.

Poor Anna Nicole



On September 7, Anna Nicole Smith gave birth to a 6 pound, 9 ounce baby girl in the Bahamas. I'm not sure who the father is. But, yesterday, September 10, her 20 year old son, Daniel died. It is very sad news indeed. There are no details of the son's death, but it wouldn't be surprising given his young age and the antics of his mother if... I'm not even going to go there.
RIP little buddy.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Would YOU Wear These Skirts?





I think I might for a joke, throw one of these on to go to a party that was in doors. I can't believe these people are wearing them in public! I have children for christ's sake! They are hilarious though, aren't they?
BTW, they are not see through, they are great asses printed on the fabric!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

The Moment You've All Been Waiting For...




Don't you feel like you can die in peace now...knowing you saw this baby?

She is beautiful.

Do you think she looks like an alien as all of the bloggers have been saying????

Come on, share your thoughts!

Do You Believe in Ghosts?





A friend of mine was up in Johnsville, California this past weekend and decided to take a side trip to the cemetary for a photo shoot. (I know it sounds a little strange, but we like to spook ourselves out every now and then.) Anyway, check out these pictures.

I asked my friend if they had a flashlight, which you can see in the lower left corner of the bottom picture. She said there was one. But, there is no logical reason why it would cause the red streak or the gold swish above the tombstone. Notice that there is no beam shining from the flashlight to connect it with either of the lights or the orbs. The other thing is that when you have a flashlight and then the flash of the camera lights up, the flash of the camera will overpower the flashlight, making the flashlight unable to light things unless they are at very close range (and even then it probably would not be visible).

I have taken a lot of photos in my life. Even at cemetaries and while on a ghost hunt. I have captured orbs, but never anything like these. No red flashes or figures in light. In the top image, when you enlarge it, there seems to be a cross legged figure slumped over in front of the tombstone. Creep out!

Johnsville is a notorious ghost town where miners used to live during the Gold Rush.
It is a place we can't wait to check out and snap our own ghostly photos!

If you are ever in San Francisco, I highly recommend the SF Ghost Hunt which goes on nightly after 8:30pm in Pacific Heights. It gives you a very cool snap shot of SF history and is lead by the very cool and very creepy Jim Fassbinder. Check out www.sfghosthunt.com for more info!

Silly Silly Silly

Once you are in the public eye, you are food for foder. Here is a funny example of Adam Green taking Jessica Simpson out for a spin. Enjoy!


Click on the dots above or copy this link...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nL7tJEn_Cg

Monday, September 04, 2006

Peace Out to the "Croc Hunta"


In a sad twist of fate, the man who regularly tempted the beasts, Steve Irwin has died. The man wrestled with alligators, crocodiles and other nasty reptiles, held his newborn baby over a pissed of croc, recently started a series devoted to his daughter and founded a successful zoo in Australia. Despite his many successes, the "Croc Hunter" danced with destiny one too many times.

Here's how it went down (according to the article):

While swimming under water and filming a segment for his daughter's show, he swam over a sting ray. It was then that he was struck in the heart by the tail of a ray. A cameraman and crew tried to revive Hunta, but he died shorty after the sting at 11am. Interestingly, a specialist noted that had he been stung anywhere else on his body, he would have survived.

Just goes to show, no matter how big of a risk taker you are, no matter how many times you have gotten away with putting your head in the croc's mouth... One day it's gonna getcha!

Side note: I really was fond of Steve Irwin and his work. Really. He seemed like a nice guy (nuts, but nice). He was very talented and an inspiration to a generation of Jack Asses that will now be even more validated in their quest to defy the odds.
R.I.P. Croc Hunta.