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Friday, February 09, 2007

Men are men

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on,
baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed... "YES!
YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The others answered, "I
don't know... I thought you were watching."
---Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.

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