Woman Is A Bad Ass

CIA JOB OPENING

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men
and a woman . For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to
a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside
this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The
man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for 5 minutes. Then the man came out
with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can 't kill my wife." The
agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight in a
row. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her
brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to
death with the chair."



Moral: Never put a woman to the test.