Keep Dreams Alive or Keep Dreaming?

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather
have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
of
the long
hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her
overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be
provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary
is $200,000 a
year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull shittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."