Don't Forget Your Anniversary!

Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
Patti was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect
to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6
seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Roger got up early and left for work.
When Patti woke up, she looked out the window and sure
enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the
driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Roger have been scheduled for Friday.