A Silly Little Story

After the comments I received from the last post, I thought I'd keep this one on the lighter side...

PENDING MARRIAGE

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are
very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car........