Owen Wilson is hilarious.

"I don't really like massages, but since it was part of the room deal I decided to try it to relieve some stress.They gave me a towel and I head into this little room and this guy comes in and that's not exactly my dream massage. Then the guy starts working on me and he's like, 'Are you married?' I said no and he kind of keeps working on me, then he asks, 'Here with your girlfriend?' And even though I was only here with Luke [Wilson] I said,'Yes! I'm here with my girlfriend' because at that point he'd begun doing what I can only describe as these little porn slaps on my back. I felt so kind of like - dirty."