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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Old Italian Mafia

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"Lissin-a me, I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddaup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business....you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple of bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then.....pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"

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