A slow day for gossip

So for those of you that haven't heard this news, I think it is pretty cute. Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are dating. They are both built of one part annoyingness and one part hilariousness. Perfect! And they both look like some kind of cartoon character. Talk about animated... can you imagine what their kids would be like? Cartoons, for sure.

Have you read Belly Laughs of Baby Laughs? Jenny may have been retardedly annoying on MTV's Singled Out, but girlfriend is hilarious in these books! Speaking of MTV and annoying, Jim Carrey's entrance onto the stage for his (some kind of) Generation Award was a bit... annoying. Wearing head to toe white, including a white floor length duster and followed by a stage full of "angel" models wearing large white feather wings. Obnoxious really. Anyone seen it? Is this some reference to god? What?

Anyway... as annoying as they have the potential to be, Jenny McCarthey and Jim Carrey seem like a cute Hollywood couple. I give it about another month. They will have been engaged and she will be pregnant by then ;) But, 30 days tops.



Paris does it again... why is she famous again? Oh right, sex. Let's give this rocket scientist another car to crash and video her driving away without getting a ticket. Why do quality people like this get to do whatever they want with absoluely no consequences (except for Herpes)? Sorry... isn't she lovely?

Go to www.tmz.com to see the very exciting video.