We 're Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado
.
And off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to
find the Great Wizard .


"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."

"No Problem! Said the Wizard . Who 's next? "

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
" Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done! Says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"